A Planned Life

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Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By boodler
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Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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Posted by einat17 Jul 19, 2003

the best pun I've heard :-)

Comment score: 4  

Posted by hilo Jul 20, 2003

lol, i dig

Comment score: 2  

Posted by xiaobaby Aug 31, 2003

i don't understand

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Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 15, 2005

xiaobaby one for the money(first hubbie is a millionaire),two for the show(second hubbie is an actor),three to get ready as in getting ready for heaven(third hubbie is an preacher) and 4 to go go go as in to go away from this earth(4th husband is an undertaker).get it.sorry for being too detailed.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 01, 2005

Good job! and good job explaining.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by SexyChic Aug 01, 2005

That's a very smart woman. I like it. Its definitely going in my favs.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bmonkey Aug 04, 2006

i love it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 04, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by RustyDQ Aug 04, 2006


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