You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...

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You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...

People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale".

Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.

Baptism is referred to as "branding".

People think "rapture" is when you lift something too heavy.

The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, yah hear?"

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Posted by piano_player Oct 09, 2007

i am from the south and i am a christian so i find that very insulting.

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