Actual Quotes From Court


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Joke ID#15591
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Submitted Byreptile5000
Corrected By boodler
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What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


And where was the location of the accident?
Approximately milepost 498.
And where is milepost 498?
Probably between milepost 498 and 500.


Did you blow your horn or anything?
After the accident?
Before the accident.
Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.


Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Yes.
Did the defendant say anything when she got out of the car?
Yes, sir.
What did she say?
What disco am I at?




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Posted by smile4me Jul 29, 2007

lol! good ones

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Jul 31, 2007

I've seen these jokes before, and they still make me chuckle...too bad some of the answers weren't D'OH

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