You Might be a Redneck If:

Joke ID#14737
Funny (2.25)
Rating (0.79)
Submitted ByBattery
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(56 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

- You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

- You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.

- Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.

- You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by Jokester Mar 07, 2008

you might be a redneck if u have a red neck!

Comment score: 1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?