Big People Words


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Joke ID#1427
Funny (3.4)
Rating (1.14)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By Newf
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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."




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Posted by imlaughin Sep 12, 2005

good boy!

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Posted by irishflower Feb 18, 2006

HAHAHAHA*SNORT*HAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by vvz227 Feb 22, 2006

love it!

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Posted by celanba Mar 12, 2006

Well, he did use big people words…

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Posted by kikadez Mar 24, 2006

that was funny

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Posted by lyris Mar 29, 2006

=D Creative ;) -chucks into favorites bin-

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

Someone pleez call Social Services!! What are these parents teaching there kids lol. But it was funee

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Posted by timmycool Jul 21, 2006

ha!

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 22, 2006

man!! was dat ever funny!! big people words!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 09, 2006

Yo! she had it coming. so funny

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Posted by girliepie Aug 14, 2006

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA!!!!!! Going to the faves!

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Posted by yourwrstnitemare Aug 27, 2006

lol

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 28, 2006

BEST JOKE EVER!!

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Posted by Giggles Feb 22, 2007

LOL!!!!!! I have heard that before, but it still is funny!!!

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Posted by funkaimunkai Mar 07, 2007

Heard it but still love it

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Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007

lol

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Posted by Joker159 May 08, 2012

"big people words" HIlarious

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