Joke ID#1331
Funny (2.8)
Rating (0.81)
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By anchmike
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(113 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

The worst (and wealthiest) member of Augusta approached Ben Crenshaw after the Master's Tournament. He challenged him to a match - double or nothing the prize money he had just one. Crenshaw was hesitant but, hey, who doesn't need more money, right?

To make it fair he offered the guy any handicap he wanted. The member requested two gottcha's. Crenshaw wasn't sure what a gottcha was but since the man was insistent, he agreed.

They went out to the first tee and the member took a swing at his ball and sliced mightily. Crenshaw got up and teed up his ball. The guy came up behind Crenshaw and swung his driver hard between Crenshaw's legs. "GOTTCHA!" he screamed.

Crenshaw squirmed in agony, fell to the floor clutching his groin with tears streaming down his face. "That's one gottcha gone" said his challenger. Crenshaw took quite some minutes to compose himself again and played on.

At the end of the round the people couldn't believe that Crenshaw had lost. His only comment, "Ever play a round of golf waiting for the second "gottcha?"

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by juggleboy502 May 27, 2005

OUCH!!! lol, good one

Comment score: 0  

Posted by taran083 Jan 20, 2006

This is a dupe, but i dont know how to find the other one.

Comment score: -1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?