Whole In One!

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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." - Babe Ruth

"Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course." - Lee Trevino

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad , but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Lee Trevino

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon

"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." - Jack Benny

"Golf appeals to the child in us. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." - John Updike

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 21, 2006

pretty funny

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