Play As it Lays

Joke ID#1325
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Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By boodler
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Bill and Ralph, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and "play it as it lays" on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the par-5 first hole down the middle and about 260 yards. They drive up for the second shot, and Bill hits his shot down the middle for an easy approach, but Ralph slices his over the trees and it ends up in the cart path of the adjoining hole.

"Guess I get a free drop from the cart path," he says. "Oh no," says Bill, "We agreed. Play it as it lays." So Ralph drives Bill up to his ball in front of the green, drops him off and drives over to his ball on the cart path. Bill watches in amusement as sparks shower down from the practice swings of his opponent, then, in amazement as a perfectly struck shot lands on the green and rolls to within 3 ft. of the pin. Ralph drives back to the green.

Bill says, "Great shot back there! What club did you use?" Ralph responds, "Your six iron."

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Posted by dakini1 Jun 26, 2003

I don't get it...

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Posted by Source Jul 07, 2003

He scratched up the guys club

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Posted by dakini1 Jul 11, 2003

Oooohhh, thanx. Hehehehe! Now that I get it, its a pretty good joke!

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