Dog Bite

Joke ID#13107
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"


A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

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Posted by schatzy228 Sep 13, 2006

good one

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Jan 02, 2007

good one

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Posted by sccrclssc5 Jan 02, 2007

hey, isn't that from the original pink panther vhs? Good one!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Feb 26, 2007

Shouldn't it be in Animals? But very funny

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