Nickel Johnny


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Joke ID#1204
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel - they said, because it was bigger.

One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"




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Posted by Monique114 Dec 17, 2003

Great joke!!

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 25, 2005

love it. good for johnny!

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jul 09, 2005

Saw it coming. But still ROFLMAO

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 28, 2005

Haha! Cute job! Johnny was smarter than they thought!

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 20, 2005

LOL

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Posted by SexyChic Sep 22, 2005

Great joke!! Smart Johnny. Serves them right.

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Posted by linkofhyrule Apr 28, 2006

Yeah! Go Johnny!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

sounds like me!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

except i am not a boy and do not get teased

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Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

hilarious

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Ha ha ha! Awesome!

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Posted by ouchy1 Jun 27, 2006

Smarter than he looks!

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 10, 2006

lol i thhought theyd trade him but then i re read it i loved it!!!!!

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 20, 2006

very frunny good one

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 20, 2006

very frunny good one

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Posted by rrn0rrnrrnY Sep 20, 2006

Keep up the good work. Clean and funny!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

YUR JOKES JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!!!!!! Do you wanna be one of my buddies?

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Posted by Fathead Sep 08, 2007

Nice! That reminds me of this one "smart blonde" joke I've heard of before.

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Posted by then00b12 Apr 03, 2008

Wow he must have 4000 nickels to go with the one has already got. Great JOke

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Posted by piano_player May 12, 2008

clever kid!

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Posted by j_mon Sep 17, 2009

Smart kid!

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Posted by anjo29 Oct 14, 2011

Like another braingle teaser. hehe

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