Lipstick at School


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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...






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Posted by books_i_luv Feb 19, 2005

aah this is so gross and funny.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 04, 2005

That is so funny!!! Great joke!

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Posted by me310 Dec 05, 2005

loved it its a good one

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 06, 2006

grosssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Posted by faraaz Mar 30, 2006

gross but funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kikadez Apr 27, 2006

funny

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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Doctor_Lobe Jul 01, 2006

that was hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool Aug 05, 2006

hahahaha!!! great!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by brooklynn567 Sep 30, 2006

even though it was gross it was very funny

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Posted by agoodin Oct 09, 2006

Very Funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by pigermcpigs Oct 30, 2006

That is one way to solve a problem )

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 30, 2006

what comes into ur mind when u see TOILET WATER being used to wash the mirror u've been kissing? SH*T! I just love this joke

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

very funny!!! also gross! but whatever works to get the job done

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Fhempen Jul 04, 2007

genius keep em comin!

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Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 30, 2007

sierramiss, thats sooo gross ewwwwwwww

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 15, 2007

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Posted by cookie7878 Dec 12, 2007

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Posted by thedoublew Apr 08, 2008

LOL thsi si so gross but funny!!! i feel bad for the girls wh oput their lisp o nteh mirrors though!

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Posted by 90sgirl Mar 03, 2009

Simply wonderful

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Posted by dwade3 May 15, 2009

okay joke really not the best though. didnt get last sentence.

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 20, 2012

Im so gona share this to my girl mates who does this to every mirror at scool . . lol . .They are so gonna . . .lol . .

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 20, 2012

Im so gona share this to my girl mates who does this to every mirror at scool . . lol . .They are so gonna . . .lol . .

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