The Car Race

Joke ID#11955
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By bballrox2123
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The Americans and the Russians had a car race, in which the car from America won.

However, the report in the newspapers of Russia, read as follows –

"In a recent motor race, the Russian car finished in second place, while the American car finished next to last."

(There were only two cars involved!)

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 12, 2006

It's okay. But you really should have left out the bit in brackets. We are capable of working out the jokes for ourselves, and if we're not, we wouldn't admit it.

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Posted by mellew Jun 15, 2006

Just like Russians 2 make everything look better for themselves. But good joke tho

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Posted by timmycool Jul 29, 2006

not realy a joke, but it was ok

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

Shastaki, i think the part in brackets is fine

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Posted by cuss_miseter5000 Oct 26, 2006

Love the sore losing russia lol

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