In Emergency, Break Glass

Joke ID#11532
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By Celanba
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A pregnant woman was on a bus. As the bus was going along, the woman started to give birth. An off-duty doctor rushed to her side and started to help her. He shouted to the rest of the bus, "Can someone help me?" Then towards the back of the bus a blond got up and smashed the back window. The doctor turned to her and said, "What did you do that for?" The blond replied, "Well it said on the window, In emergency, break glass."

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Posted by Battery May 21, 2006

I made this up myself so could you plz tell me if you think its funny. cheers!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

don't worry 'battery' its a good joke!hahahahahahaha

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Battery Jun 06, 2006

come on people, plz leave more comments!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

That is really good Battery! I've never heard that one before! Full Smiley!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

Jolly good! Cheerio!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by cheer492 Jun 25, 2006

i think its hilarious

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 01, 2006

It's original and funny! Cheers to you!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 02, 2006

Good one and another smiley 4 creativity.

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Posted by hubluza Apr 01, 2007


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Posted by dodgydogman Apr 19, 2007

yo dig wikid sh!t

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Posted by maryvirginia69 Apr 19, 2007

Battery, this is HIGH-LARIOUS!!!!!!

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