First AID

Joke ID#11366
Funny (2.49)
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Submitted Byreptilegirl
Corrected By mgc710
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"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

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Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

funny, but when i took a first aid course they didnt teach us that

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Posted by bubbles101007 May 07, 2006

i don't get it

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

i was taught that in my first aid course

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