A Few Questions


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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?




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Posted by mgc710 Apr 04, 2006

Great joke!

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Posted by schatzy228 Apr 05, 2006

Great list, haven't heard any of those before. Thanks for sharing!

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Posted by crazycriely Apr 11, 2006

i think the first one is the best

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Posted by meonly Apr 26, 2006

i agree w/ crazy! they r all good though!

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 28, 2006

very funny

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Apr 26, 2007

I liked all but the last one..

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