My Favourite Redneck Jokes

Joke ID#10842
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Submitted Byglittagrrl
Corrected By schatzy228
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You know you're a Redneck if.....

1. Your child's night-light is a neon beer sign.

2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling.

3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal.

5. When you fill your car with gas, it's worth doubles.

6. You start a fight in a bar and your wife finishes it.

7. Your kids favourite bedtime story is "Curious George and the Electric fence"

8. You and your wife's family reunions are one and the same.

9. The Glamour Shots people give you your money back.

and last of all....

You know you're a redneck if

10.The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 24, 2006


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Posted by Celanba Apr 20, 2006

glittagrrl, are you British or something? I was just wondering since you spelled 'favorite' with a 'u'.

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Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 24, 2006

Stop Stop can't take anymore

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