Heard any good jokes lately...

With over 10520 jokes submitted and ranked by users like you, Wocka has the largest collection anywhere on the internet. If you need a chuckle, you've come to the right place!

Daily Joke

10. If it's wet make it dry.

9. If it's dry make it wet.

8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime.

7. Never tell management what you are really thinking.

6. Never finish report with, "You have an easy assignment".

5. Never say. "This looks like a easy assignment".

4. Don't expect nurses aids to do their job.

3. Don't expect doctors to believe any thing you tell them.

2. If you don't have enough time to do everything, take about 30 minutes to complain about it.

1. If it moves, rattles, shakes, falls down, or won't stay in place, tape it.

Vote or Comment on this Joke...

Welcome

Wocka has a lot of clever features that make it a great site for jokes. Many of these neat things are available only to registered users. Its free to sign up, so why not give it a try?

As a registered user you can submit jokes, rate jokes, keep track of jokes already seen and best of all, get joke recommendations based on your personal rating history and sense of humor.

Still not convinced, read more...

I want to sign up now!



Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?