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IN 24 HOURS AVERAGE HUMAN
1) HEART beats 103,689 times.
2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.
3) BLOOD flows 1,680,000 miles.
4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches.
5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches.
6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids.)
7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.
8) Breathes 438 cubic feet AIR.
9) Lose 85.60 BODY TEMPERATURE.
10) Produce 1.43 pints of SWEAT.
11) Speak 4,800 WORDS.
12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times.

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